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When I do performance consultation from now on I’m just going to tell people to turn off the 80% of code they wrote that doesn’t do anything useful.

Once you see how cars have radically changed our landscape, you cannot unsee it (but you can undo it).

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like it's gigantic and destroying the town.

BMW have successfully lobbied for their customers to receive dedicated spaces in parking lots

In my opinion, criticisms of mastodon being unusable by the general public are over blown.

I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it

It's been a while since I encountered this.

A website that sends back your password in plain text after registration 🤦🏾‍♂️

everyone is jeering at elon musk, but whom amongst us can say that they’ve never spent too much money on domain name that they don’t know what to do with?

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!